
First
published in 1835 in Bell's Life of
London, "A Christmas Dinner" is
Dicken's first Christmas short story. In
it he describes a family holiday dinner,
echoes of which are seen in the smaller
(but no less joyful) gathering of the
Crachit clan in "A Christmas
Carol," while other themes are
foreshadowed and show up more clearly in
the later story.
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Christmas
time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in
whose breast something like a jovial feeling is
not roused - in whose mind some pleasant
associations are not awakened - by the recurrence
of Christmas. There are people who will tell you
that Christmas is not to them what it used to be;
that each succeeding Christmas has found some
cherished hope, or happy prospect, of the year
before, dimmed or passed away; that the present
only serves to remind them of reduced
circumstances and straitened incomes - of the
feasts they once bestowed on hollow friends, and
of the cold looks that meet them now, in
adversity and misfortune. Never heed such dismal
reminiscences.
There
are few men who have lived long enough in the
world, who cannot call up such thoughts any day
in the year. Then do not select the merriest of
the three hundred and sixty-five for your doleful
recollections, but draw your chair nearer the
blazing fire - fill the glass and send round the
song - and if your room be smaller than it was a
dozen years ago, or if your glass be filled with
reeking punch, instead of sparkling wine, put a
good face on the matter, and empty it off-hand,
and fill another, and troll off the old ditty you
used to sing, and thank God it's no worse. Look
on the merry faces of your children (if you have
any) as they sit round the fire. One little seat
may be empty; one slight form that gladdened the
father's heart, and roused the mother's pride to
look upon, may not be there. Dwell not upon the
past; think not that one short year ago, the fair
child now resolving into dust, sat before you,
with the bloom of health upon its cheek, and the
gaiety of infancy in its joyous eye. Reflect upon
your present blessings - of which every man has
many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all
men have some. Fill your glass again, with a
merry face and contented heart. Our life on it,
but your Christmas shall be merry, and your new
year a happy one!

Who can be
insensible to the outpourings of good feeling,
and the honest interchange of affectionate
attachment, which abound at this season of the
year? A Christmas family-party! We know nothing
in nature more delightful! There seems a magic in
the very name of Christmas. Petty jealousies and
discords are forgotten; social feelings are
awakened, in bosoms to which they have long been
strangers; father and son, or brother and sister,
who have met and passed with averted gaze, or a
look of cold recognition, for months before,
proffer and return the cordial embrace, and bury
their past animosities in their present
happiness. Kindly hearts that have yearned
towards each other, but have been withheld by
false notions of pride and self-dignity, are
again reunited, and all is kindness and
benevolence! Would that Christmas lasted the
whole year through (as it ought), and that the
prejudices and passions which deform our better
nature, were never called into action among those
to whom they should ever be strangers!

The Christmas
family-party that we mean, is not a mere
assemblage of relations, got up at a week or
two's notice, originating this year, having no
family precedent in the last, and not likely to
be repeated in the next. No. It is an annual
gathering of all the accessible members of the
family, young or old, rich or poor; and all the
children look forward to it, for two months
beforehand, in a fever of anticipation. Formerly,
it was held at grandpapa's; but grandpapa getting
old, and grandmamma getting old too, and rather
infirm, they have given up house-keeping, and
domesticated themselves with uncle George; so,
the party always takes place at uncle George's
house, but grandmamma sends in most of the good
things, and grandpapa always WILL toddle down,
all the way to Newgate-market, to buy the turkey,
which he engages a porter to bring home behind
him in triumph, always insisting on the man's
being rewarded with a glass of spirits, over and
above his hire, to drink 'a merry Christmas and a
happy new year' to aunt George. As to grandmamma,
she is very secret and mysterious for two or
three days beforehand, but not sufficiently so,
to prevent rumours getting afloat that she has
purchased a beautiful new cap with pink ribbons
for each of the servants, together with sundry
books, and pen-knives, and pencil-cases, for the
younger branches; to say nothing of divers secret
additions to the order originally given by aunt
George at the pastry-cook's, such as another
dozen of mince- pies for the dinner, and a large
plum-cake for the children.
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Christmas-eve, grandmamma is always in
excellent spirits, and after employing
all the children, during the day, in
stoning the plums, and all that, insists,
regularly every year, on uncle George
coming down into the kitchen, taking off
his coat, and stirring the pudding for
half an hour or so, which uncle George
good-humouredly does, to the vociferous
delight of the children and servants. The
evening concludes with a glorious game of
blind-man's-buff, in an early stage of
which grandpapa takes great care to be
caught, in order that he may have an
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On the following
morning, the old couple, with as many of the
children as the pew will hold, go to church in
great state: leaving aunt George at home dusting
decanters and filling casters, and uncle George
carrying bottles into the dining-parlour, and
calling for corkscrews, and getting into
everybody's way.
When the
church-party return to lunch, grandpapa produces
a small sprig of mistletoe from his pocket, and
tempts the boys to kiss their little cousins
under it - a proceeding which affords both the
boys and the old gentleman unlimited
satisfaction, but which rather outrages
grandmamma's ideas of decorum, until grandpapa
says, that when he was just thirteen years and
three months old, HE kissed grandmamma under a
mistletoe too, on which the children clap their
hands, and laugh very heartily, as do aunt George
and uncle George; and grandmamma looks pleased,
and says, with a benevolent smile, that grandpapa
was an impudent young dog, on which the children
laugh very heartily again, and grandpapa more
heartily than any of them.

But all these
diversions are nothing to the subsequent
excitement when grandmamma in a high cap, and
slate-coloured silk gown; and grandpapa with a
beautifully plaited shirt-frill, and white
neckerchief; seat themselves on one side of the
drawing-room fire, with uncle George's children
and little cousins innumerable, seated in the
front, waiting the arrival of the expected
visitors. Suddenly a hackney-coach is heard to
stop, and uncle George, who has been looking out
of the window, exclaims 'Here's Jane!' on which
the children rush to the door, and helter-skelter
down- stairs; and uncle Robert and aunt Jane, and
the dear little baby, and the nurse, and the
whole party, are ushered up-stairs amidst
tumultuous shouts of 'Oh, my!' from the children,
and frequently repeated warnings not to hurt baby
from the nurse. And grandpapa takes the child,
and grandmamma kisses her daughter, and the
confusion of this first entry has scarcely
subsided, when some other aunts and uncles with
more cousins arrive, and the grown-up cousins
flirt with each other, and so do the little
cousins too, for that matter, and nothing is to
be heard but a confused din of talking, laughing,
and merriment.

A hesitating double
knock at the street-door, heard during a
momentary pause in the conversation, excites a
general inquiry of 'Who's that?' and two or three
children, who have been standing at the window,
announce in a low voice, that it's 'poor aunt
Margaret.' Upon which, aunt George leaves the
room to welcome the new-comer; and grandmamma
draws herself up, rather stiff and stately; for
Margaret married a poor man without her consent,
and poverty not being a sufficiently weighty
punishment for her offence, has been discarded by
her friends, and debarred the society of her
dearest relatives. But Christmas has come round,
and the unkind feelings that have struggled
against better dispositions during the year, have
melted away before its genial influence, like
half-formed ice beneath the morning sun. It is
not difficult in a moment of angry feeling for a
parent to denounce a disobedient child; but, to
banish her at a period of general good- will and
hilarity, from the hearth, round which she has
sat on so many anniversaries of the same day,
expanding by slow degrees from infancy to
girlhood, and then bursting, almost
imperceptibly, into a woman, is widely different.
The air of conscious rectitude, and cold
forgiveness, which the old lady has assumed, sits
ill upon her; and when the poor girl is led in by
her sister, pale in looks and broken in hope -
not from poverty, for that she could bear, but
from the consciousness of undeserved neglect, and
unmerited unkindness - it is easy to see how much
of it is assumed. A momentary pause succeeds; the
girl breaks suddenly from her sister and throws
herself, sobbing, on her mother's neck. The
father steps hastily forward, and takes her
husband's hand. Friends crowd round to offer
their hearty congratulations, and happiness and
harmony again prevail.
As to the dinner,
it's perfectly delightful - nothing goes wrong,
and everybody is in the very best of spirits, and
disposed to please and be pleased. Grandpapa
relates a circumstantial account of the purchase
of the turkey, with a slight digression relative
to the purchase of previous turkeys, on former
Christmas-days, which grandmamma corroborates in
the minutest particular. Uncle George tells
stories, and carves poultry, and takes wine, and
jokes with the children at the side-table, and
winks at the cousins that are making love, or
being made love to, and exhilarates everybody
with his good humour and hospitality; and when,
at last, a stout servant staggers in with a
gigantic pudding, with a sprig of holly in the
top, there is such a laughing, and shouting, and
clapping of little chubby hands, and kicking up
of fat dumpy legs, as can only be equalled by the
applause with which the astonishing feat of
pouring lighted brandy into mince-pies, is
received by the younger visitors.

Then the
dessert! - and the wine! - and the fun! Such
beautiful speeches, and SUCH songs, from aunt
Margaret's husband, who turns out to be such a
nice man, and SO attentive to grandmamma! Even
grandpapa not only sings his annual song with
unprecedented vigour, but on being honoured with
an unanimous ENCORE, according to annual custom,
actually comes out with a new one which nobody
but grandmamma ever heard before; and a young
scapegrace of a cousin, who has been in some
disgrace with the old people, for certain heinous
sins of omission and commission - neglecting to
call, and persisting in drinking Burton Ale -
astonishes everybody into convulsions of laughter
by volunteering the most extraordinary comic
songs that ever were heard. And thus the evening
passes, in a strain of rational good-will and
cheerfulness, doing more to awaken the sympathies
of every member of the party in behalf of his
neighbour, and to perpetuate their good feeling
during the ensuing year, than half the homilies
that have ever been written, by half the Divines
that have ever lived.

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