Christian Pick-up Lines

  • Nice bible"
  • "I would like to pray with you"
  • "You know Jesus? Me too!"
  • "God told me to come talk to you"
  • "I know a church where we could go and talk"
  • "How about a hug, sister?"
  • "Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy."
  • "Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!"
  • "Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11"
  • "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
  • "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?"
  • "I am here for you."
  • "The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," So...how about dinner?"
  • "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."
  • "You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?"
  • "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
  • "Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?"
  • "Nice bracelet. 'What would Jesus date? Uh, I mean *do*'"
  • "Do you believe in Divine appointment?"
  • "Have you ever tried praying at a drive in before?"
  • "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
  • "My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name."
  • "You know, they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian."
  • "Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath."
  • "What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace by candle light."
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