A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the
flea?"

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw
the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to
his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran
up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay
dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and
went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then asked,
"Did God throw him back down?"

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm
going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but
why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever
had."

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he
would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd alternating between
bride's side and groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR
all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears
from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy,
however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and
was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he
was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."