If Biblical Headlines Were Written By Today's Biased Liberal Media
On Red Sea Crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
On David and Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Harmful Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt.
Carmel
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed In Outrageous Demonstration of Religious Intolerence
On the Birth of
Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On Feeding the 5,000
PREACHER TAKES CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
On Healing the 10
Lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
Unlicensed "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy
On Healing of the
Gadarene Demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost As Entire Herd of Pigs Drowns
On Raising the
Widow's Son From the Dead:
RABBLE-ROUSER DISRUPTS FUNERAL PROCESSION
Mother of Deceased In Tears, Paid Mourners Lose Job